Speed Dining
1. No time to eat with hands. I am now resorting to being "fed" by my trainer.
2. Greasy hair. No time to shower.
3. No makeup. Not even my brand new eyeshadow!
4. Cramping in my left arm. Feel the burn.
5. Three days left. Note to self: go and buy some Depends undergarments. Cannot waste any more time on the toilet.
posted by Christy at 6:19 AM
4 Comments:
What are you talking about? Knitting while on the toilet is even better than reading! All you need is help getting to and from without having to put your needles down. Looks like it's time for your trainer to try a new strategy here in the homestretch. Can he pick you up?
And don't worry about the showers and the frou-frou. You're looking good! Personal hygiene is overrated. I've heard that Americans scrub too much for their own health. Let your more of your friendly buggies cheer you on to the finish! You can't do this alone!
And you know ... the scragglier your hair gets the better it is for spinning!
And hey, we'll be having a special mini-class on making hairshirts for those olympic knitters who don't reach their goals by the weekend. If you're in any danger of falling into that category, don't bother washing!
Eeeew. gross. hairshirts.
Better get back to knitting!
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